good years and bad ones

I didn't get a vacation this year unless you count the time i took a week off because they bounced my fucking paycheck. 2 paychecks to be specific. then the fascists at the credit union flagged my account and made me pay them 260 dollars or pesos...clams or whatever kind of currency im working for these days...my fucking employers didn't even pay me back the full amount they owed me but im too goddamn pathetic to get another job. So I read up on demonology and made a milkshake.

I didnt get fired this year. I got threatened 6,875,933 fucking times but the fuckers cant do it. Im way too good.

I did however get called a nigger bitch more times than i can count.
I was repeatedly asked to snort like a pig by the same guy(who wanted me to tell him I weigh 180lbs)
Robert Corey the child molester from tampa florida made me look at a picture of his micropenis.
There is probably more porn on my computers history from this job imaginable(and roberts minuscule tinky winky)
I emailed a fellow a picture of my foot and told him it belonged to my 12 year old brother(never have I heard such frantic ejaculation)
I spent hours upon hours talking to a retard from Georgia who works at goodwill anout his fantasies concerning placing women in big rubber vagina suits,roller skates,boxing gloves,bald caps etc...from what ive gathered he lives in a trailer park with his mother(with whom he screams while he is on the phone with me)
Ive also been told to go outside completely naked and get down with my bad self on the lawn
Ive had only had one brave soul call me up to have me castrate him
I cant count the number of fuckers who sit there in silence and make me tell them some stupid story about who when where and how hard ive been getting fucked
Ive been asked if I have a good valley girl impresion enough times to make me want to shove a spoon into someones esophagus
ive had multiple men call me from hotel rooms so coked up that they actually talk to me for 45 minutes about everything under the fucking sun(mostly sex though)
the guy im on the phone with now wants me to tell his female friends that he has a 2 inch dick. this isnt the first time he's called them on 3-way. They never pick up.
A guy made me visit farmsluts.com(ok i wanted to go)
Chris the pedo from south carolina made me throw up in my mouth 10 times too many.
I told my operator I would stab her for trying to s&m talk my husband.
I got bitched out for taking xmas day off(not eve mind you, day)
I had to repeatedly yell "hi-ya right in the balls" to some dumbass
I learned that some men masturbate to ridiculously detailed moronic fucking crap(and so do I)
The best porn ever is at pornhub
I have a pregnant slut fetish
I loathe bukaki with every wretched fiber in my angsty little being(and I had to watch peter north shoot alot of loads)...the spell checker thinks I was trying to spell kabuki, not bukaki.