I just had my first female caller this year. It was bloody strange and always is. I only had one woman call me last year. When it comes to the reasons a woman would seek phone sex I can only think of a couple, from the reasonable to the far fetched.
My theories are as follows.
1. she wants to get a job at the company but wants to question a girl who already works there. In this case I scared the fuck out of my most recent caller. I know this for a fact because she hung up while I was in mid sentence describing a guy watching his mom get fucked by her son in law.
2.She's a desperately horny lesbian.
3. they're husband just confessed and they want to know how depraved he really is(maybe that's what just happened)
4. They have a subconscious desire to exchange recipes with me and just don't realize it
5. They are horny aliens from the planet Dvolvlat and can call the line from their ship 3 times yearly.
*The MOST uncomfortable thing...is when a guy stays on the line after he has come. I know its a "hey im a nice guy" thing but its so weird in my little world. After the act the guys personality changes...he is more aloof...and the operator has to wonder"why is he still here"???
The other day this Canadian fellow(who was very nice) stayed on and talked to me for like 10 minutes after he came. it was the dullest conversation, awkward as well. You know what I'm sellin. You dont have to stay after you finish ya buissness. A thanks is fine, then you should go.
crap, crap and more crap...apparantly when I was fucking old men as a prostitute in texas I wasn't charging enough for this stupid caller to believe I was really doing it so HERRO! (that was my angry broken english hello).
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