I'll always be you're whore Forrest

My day started with a call from Green bough Alabama, Not to tell me momma had died or that the US ping pong ball team had disbanded, but that women were made to be fucked. That and He(horny ass Forrest Gump that is) would like me to name the three holes women are to be "fuck-ed in", let him talk to my imaginary 15 year old sister Ashley, and have me listen to his ramblings on the nature of the fuckhole. Just Imagine sweet, kind Forrest ranting about all women being cocksuckers. His voice was dead on. Twilight zone shit.