The Hung Harmonica Player

me-hello

him-hello

me-hi this is stacy how are you

him-hi this is dino and sitting in my recliner stroking my 44 inch dick.

me-wow, thats a big fucking dick

dino-nah it's really only 6 inches but I play a mean harmonica

me-thats really cool, Im a terrible harmonica player

dino-remember sugar blues mcwillie? I used to be in a band with him. He taught me how to play. Wanna hear?

me-hell yes.

dino-proceeds to play the harmonica like a badass.

me-im impressed, I could never do that.

dino-your impressed, oh shit...ok now im gonna play with one hand here im gonna hold the phone with the other hand...more kickass harmonica playing.

me-very nice

dino-you see all that is done with the tongue. that whole slide...more harmonica...sugar blues was a pompous arrogant asshole but he taught me everything....more harmonica...plus we were so high on coke the entire time...

me-keith must've recruited him

dino-he was an asshole.

bla bla bla...dino has screaming orgasm...FIN.